1 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:12,763 [♪ upbeat theme music playing] 2 00:00:34,660 --> 00:00:36,745 - [glass shattering] - [♪ theme concludes] 3 00:00:37,079 --> 00:00:40,373 [♪ soft music playing] 4 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:43,125 Ah, the universe. 5 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:44,335 I'm sick of it! 6 00:00:44,336 --> 00:00:47,171 We know more about the most distant galaxies 7 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:50,132 than about this majestic ocean right here. 8 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:52,718 - [Leela] That's the Hudson River. - [Professor] Eh, the whuuh? 9 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:54,387 [Bender] Nature's trashcan. 10 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:56,556 [grunts] Nailed it! 11 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:59,725 It's high time we explored the oceans. 12 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:01,686 - [wrench clanking] - I just need to make a few 13 00:01:01,687 --> 00:01:04,063 small modifications to the ship. 14 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,189 Nothing major. 15 00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:07,692 I'll start with the modification nut. 16 00:01:07,693 --> 00:01:09,652 [grunting] Oof. 17 00:01:09,653 --> 00:01:11,696 And... done. 18 00:01:11,697 --> 00:01:12,989 [ship horn blowing] 19 00:01:12,990 --> 00:01:15,993 [♪ light tropical music playing] 20 00:01:17,244 --> 00:01:20,538 ♪ When laughs are hard to come by ♪ 21 00:01:20,539 --> 00:01:24,709 - [tentacle thuds] - ♪ Relax, just don't even try ♪ 22 00:01:24,710 --> 00:01:25,918 - [glass shattering] - [laughter] 23 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:29,714 ♪ The laugh track ♪ 24 00:01:29,715 --> 00:01:32,133 ♪ Indicates there's been a joke ♪ 25 00:01:32,134 --> 00:01:33,217 [audience laughing] 26 00:01:33,218 --> 00:01:37,638 ♪ The laugh track ♪ 27 00:01:37,639 --> 00:01:40,474 ♪ Helps out the slower folk ♪ 28 00:01:40,475 --> 00:01:41,684 [audience laughing] 29 00:01:41,685 --> 00:01:43,644 - ♪ Laughs ♪ - ♪ Amuse us ♪ 30 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:45,771 - ♪ Laughs ♪ - ♪ Inspire us ♪ 31 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:47,398 - ♪ Laughs ♪ - ♪ More contagious ♪ 32 00:01:47,399 --> 00:01:50,026 ♪ Than the Norovirus ♪ 33 00:01:50,027 --> 00:01:53,487 ♪ Turn up your knob ♪ 34 00:01:53,488 --> 00:01:57,867 ♪ For laughs ♪ 35 00:01:57,868 --> 00:02:00,494 ♪ Turn up your knob for laughs ♪ 36 00:02:00,495 --> 00:02:02,497 [audience laughing] 37 00:02:04,166 --> 00:02:06,125 [Amy] Wow. The passenger manifest 38 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:09,670 reads like a who's who of B-list celebrities. 39 00:02:09,671 --> 00:02:12,840 - More like B-minus. - [audience laughing] 40 00:02:12,841 --> 00:02:14,884 No, B was about right. 41 00:02:14,885 --> 00:02:17,428 Look! There's Monique and Boxy Robot 42 00:02:17,429 --> 00:02:19,555 from that show people used to watch. 43 00:02:19,556 --> 00:02:20,848 That's strange. 44 00:02:20,849 --> 00:02:24,393 I thought Monique was dating famous acting robot Calculon. 45 00:02:24,394 --> 00:02:26,479 Hm. He's not on the list, 46 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:30,566 but we do have a mysterious Elvis impersonator. 47 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:31,984 [♪ sneaky music playing] 48 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:35,821 Wow! He looks exactly like a real Elvis impersonator. 49 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:37,948 - [audience laughing] - Speaking of "wow," 50 00:02:37,949 --> 00:02:40,117 there's Florp, the famous comedian, 51 00:02:40,118 --> 00:02:43,996 and his agent-slash-lover, Ivana Tenpercinski. 52 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:47,458 My secret dream was always to be a comedian, 53 00:02:47,459 --> 00:02:50,336 but I was too scared the audience would get up and walk out. 54 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:52,380 Like that patient you declared dead. 55 00:02:52,381 --> 00:02:54,090 [audience laughing] 56 00:02:54,091 --> 00:02:57,885 And there's that famous magician, The Great Revealo. 57 00:02:57,886 --> 00:02:59,470 He looks so sad. 58 00:02:59,471 --> 00:03:01,305 I shall explain why, 59 00:03:01,306 --> 00:03:02,640 from over there! 60 00:03:02,641 --> 00:03:04,141 [smoke bomb exploding] 61 00:03:04,142 --> 00:03:06,769 The smoke concealed my movements. 62 00:03:06,770 --> 00:03:08,020 If you say so. 63 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:11,357 You see, I was engaged to my beautiful assistant, 64 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:13,818 but she died in a magic accident. 65 00:03:13,819 --> 00:03:17,446 I was sawing her in half when suddenly, she passed away 66 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:18,906 from old age, 67 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:21,242 - and maybe a little bit of sawing. - [audience laughing] 68 00:03:21,243 --> 00:03:24,203 I always had a thing for magicians. 69 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:25,287 Really? 70 00:03:25,288 --> 00:03:26,580 I like magic, too. 71 00:03:26,581 --> 00:03:28,958 Oh, I don't like magic. Blegh! 72 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:31,168 All that unnecessary hand motion. 73 00:03:31,169 --> 00:03:34,839 [laughing] No. I'm just really into magicians. 74 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:36,174 [sighs] 75 00:03:37,592 --> 00:03:40,594 [♪ upbeat rock 'n roll music playing] 76 00:03:40,595 --> 00:03:42,304 "Jailhouse Rock," ma'am. 77 00:03:42,305 --> 00:03:44,265 "Blue Suede Shoes" to you, sir. 78 00:03:44,266 --> 00:03:46,434 I mean, what is the deal 79 00:03:46,435 --> 00:03:49,103 with those people at the buffet? Know what I'm saying? 80 00:03:49,104 --> 00:03:51,439 They're all like... [growling and grumbling] 81 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:53,399 - [group laughing] - [glass shattering] 82 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:54,775 [passenger] My hip! 83 00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:56,694 Wonderful, Mr. Florp! 84 00:03:56,695 --> 00:03:57,946 I'm a huge fan. 85 00:03:58,071 --> 00:03:59,989 Yeah. Thanks, uh...? [awkward chuckle] 86 00:03:59,990 --> 00:04:02,408 Dr. Zoidberg, your ship's doctor, 87 00:04:02,409 --> 00:04:04,785 but more importantly, an aspiring standup 88 00:04:04,786 --> 00:04:06,787 who could use some advice, maybe? 89 00:04:06,788 --> 00:04:08,372 Advice? Sure. 90 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:10,708 The setup comes before the punchline, 91 00:04:10,709 --> 00:04:14,545 and the paycheck comes before your ass walks on that stage. 92 00:04:14,546 --> 00:04:16,589 - [shouting] - Oh-ho! 93 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:19,383 Worldly advice sweetened with a hilarious joke. 94 00:04:19,384 --> 00:04:21,135 Thank you, friend. 95 00:04:21,136 --> 00:04:23,137 [Florp screaming] 96 00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:24,972 [Florp] You've been a great audience, good night! 97 00:04:24,973 --> 00:04:27,141 - [water splashing] - [audience laughing] 98 00:04:27,142 --> 00:04:29,351 Zoidberg, what have you done? 99 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:32,646 You've opened up a spot in tonight's big comedy show, that's what. 100 00:04:32,647 --> 00:04:34,440 But my act is terrible. 101 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:35,691 I need a plan. 102 00:04:35,692 --> 00:04:38,819 Think, you untalented, murderous bastard. Think! 103 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:39,904 [gasps] I know. 104 00:04:39,905 --> 00:04:41,822 A laugh track machine! 105 00:04:41,823 --> 00:04:45,826 Those make even the laziest comedy seem hilari-funny. 106 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:47,578 [audience laughing and clapping] 107 00:04:47,579 --> 00:04:51,040 [♪ lighthearted suspenseful music playing] 108 00:04:51,041 --> 00:04:53,084 Ooh. Oh, yeah. 109 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:57,463 Problems with the ladies? 110 00:04:57,464 --> 00:04:59,089 Lay it on me, bro. 111 00:04:59,090 --> 00:05:01,217 Confess to the Profess. 112 00:05:01,218 --> 00:05:03,552 Leela's gaga over some magician. 113 00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:06,639 It's like every time he shows up, he makes me disappear. 114 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,390 - [audience laughing] - My man, 115 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:10,726 you gotta fight magic with magic. 116 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:13,270 The love magic that's in your heart. 117 00:05:13,271 --> 00:05:14,438 Dig? [clicking tongue] 118 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:15,815 - [gun fires] - [glass shattering] 119 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:18,359 - [audience laughing] - I'll put that on your tab. 120 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:20,362 [Scruffy grunting] 121 00:05:21,196 --> 00:05:22,530 - [flames whooshing] - [coughing] 122 00:05:22,531 --> 00:05:25,241 Why, if it isn't Chief Engineer Scruffy! 123 00:05:25,242 --> 00:05:26,700 Doc, you gotta help me. 124 00:05:26,701 --> 00:05:28,244 I've been vomitin' blood. 125 00:05:28,245 --> 00:05:30,704 - [Scruffy coughing] - [audience laughing] 126 00:05:30,705 --> 00:05:32,790 That's just Norovirus. 127 00:05:32,791 --> 00:05:35,251 Everyone gets it on every cruise. 128 00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:37,795 Now, move over. I got a comedy career to save. 129 00:05:37,796 --> 00:05:39,880 You're a machine, right, Boiler? 130 00:05:39,881 --> 00:05:41,215 - Yesss. - [steam hissing] 131 00:05:41,216 --> 00:05:42,925 I suspected as much. 132 00:05:42,926 --> 00:05:45,302 So, you can also work as a laugh track machine? 133 00:05:45,303 --> 00:05:46,804 Boy, can I? 134 00:05:46,805 --> 00:05:50,057 [multiple voices laughing] 135 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:51,601 - You're hired! - [steam hissing] 136 00:05:53,812 --> 00:05:55,146 [Scruffy groaning] 137 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:57,940 [♪ lighthearted music playing] 138 00:05:57,941 --> 00:06:01,318 Oh, Boxy, I'm ready to do it with you. 139 00:06:01,319 --> 00:06:03,487 - [Boxy beeping] - Aha! 140 00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:05,322 "Aha," what, Mr. Presley? 141 00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:07,199 - Guess again. - [♪ dramatic sting] 142 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:08,784 King of rock 'n roll? 143 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:10,160 Guess a third time. 144 00:06:10,161 --> 00:06:11,246 [♪ dramatic sting] 145 00:06:13,957 --> 00:06:16,959 I don't suppose you could sing "Heartbreak Hotel"? 146 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:18,627 - Oh, for the love of... - [fabric ripping] 147 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:19,920 [♪ dramatic sting] 148 00:06:19,921 --> 00:06:21,714 [gasps] Calculon! 149 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:24,341 What a shame. You just missed Elvis. 150 00:06:24,342 --> 00:06:27,553 You cheated on me with this clunky Casanova? 151 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:28,679 Why? 152 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:30,347 - And whither?! - [glass shattering] 153 00:06:30,348 --> 00:06:32,725 I never told you this, Calculon, 154 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:36,228 but Boxy and I are cousins. 155 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:37,730 [♪ intense dramatic sting] 156 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:38,939 Oh, right. 157 00:06:38,940 --> 00:06:40,399 You did tell me, but I'd forgotten. 158 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:43,527 We've come to throw our late grandmother's remains into the ocean. 159 00:06:43,528 --> 00:06:45,446 She was a wine bucket bot. 160 00:06:45,447 --> 00:06:47,907 Her dying wish was that we share the bottle 161 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:50,034 she'd spent her life chilling. 162 00:06:50,035 --> 00:06:52,703 - Oops. Lucky for her, she's dead. - [audience laughing] 163 00:06:52,704 --> 00:06:54,747 Monique, I've been such a fool. 164 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:57,207 Can you ever... marry me? 165 00:06:57,208 --> 00:06:59,209 Oh, Calculon! Yes! 166 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:02,004 Yes with a billion zeroes after it. 167 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:03,756 - [♪ soft romantic music playing] - [lips clanging] 168 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:06,008 [Monique groaning] 169 00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:09,261 - [Boxy beeps] - [audience laughing] 170 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:10,888 [♪ upbeat music playing] 171 00:07:10,889 --> 00:07:12,724 [paper rustling] 172 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:17,227 Oh! I can't believe Florp fell overboard 173 00:07:17,228 --> 00:07:19,480 the very minute the cruise started. 174 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:20,898 It happens a lot. 175 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:23,192 We navigate home by the trail of floating bodies. 176 00:07:23,193 --> 00:07:25,862 [boiler laughing in multiple voices] 177 00:07:28,239 --> 00:07:29,531 Oh, hiya, folks. 178 00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:31,617 Sorry Florp couldn't make it tonight. 179 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:33,661 He had a death in the family. 180 00:07:33,662 --> 00:07:34,745 His own! 181 00:07:34,746 --> 00:07:35,830 And joke. 182 00:07:36,498 --> 00:07:38,707 [boiler laughing in multiple voices] 183 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:40,501 [Ivana sobbing] 184 00:07:40,502 --> 00:07:42,503 I'll never laugh again. 185 00:07:42,504 --> 00:07:44,713 So, these two items walk into a bar 186 00:07:44,714 --> 00:07:47,174 and the punchline says, "You guys are nuts." 187 00:07:47,175 --> 00:07:48,509 And then, the setup goes, 188 00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:51,595 "They were a cashew and a pistachio." 189 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:54,348 [boiler laughing in multiple voices] 190 00:07:54,349 --> 00:07:55,683 And joke! 191 00:07:55,684 --> 00:07:58,811 Ugh, this act is a total train wreck. 192 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:01,522 Or I guess I should say, shipwreck. 193 00:08:01,523 --> 00:08:04,526 - [ship horn blares] - [♪ intense dramatic music playing] 194 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:07,529 [raucous audience laughter] 195 00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:11,408 [♪ light, upbeat music playing] 196 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,786 Leela, I know you like magicians, 197 00:08:15,787 --> 00:08:19,123 so I worked up a private show just for you. 198 00:08:19,124 --> 00:08:22,209 - [sniffing] What smells? - Oh, the hat, sorry. 199 00:08:22,210 --> 00:08:24,336 I borrowed it from The Great Revealo. 200 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:27,339 In the depths of his sorrow, he forgot to feed his rabbit. 201 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:29,299 - [bones clattering] - [audience laughing] 202 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:32,761 And now, young lady, if you'll step up on stage. 203 00:08:32,762 --> 00:08:34,555 Fry, please. You're never going to-- 204 00:08:34,556 --> 00:08:36,557 Pesto al dente. 205 00:08:36,558 --> 00:08:38,350 [♪ soft, ethereal music playing] 206 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:41,186 [gasps] I can't believe it. 207 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:43,647 This is the first time I've actually been amazed 208 00:08:43,648 --> 00:08:45,065 by a magic trick. 209 00:08:45,066 --> 00:08:48,652 For you, Leela, I'd pull a rabbit out of anything. 210 00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:50,863 - [lips smacking] - [audience swooning] 211 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:53,407 - But how did you do this? - Easy. 212 00:08:53,408 --> 00:08:56,618 Electromagnets. I found them in the ship's radar. 213 00:08:56,619 --> 00:08:57,870 [electricity zapping] 214 00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:58,954 What?! 215 00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:00,581 You disabled the radar? 216 00:09:00,582 --> 00:09:03,000 - [hologram zapping] - Oh no, we're off course! 217 00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:05,878 We're in the Antarctic instead of the Caribbean. 218 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,504 Ta-da! 219 00:09:07,505 --> 00:09:09,883 - [♪ intense dramatic music playing] - [ship crashing] 220 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,551 - [glass shattering] - [Zoidberg grunting] 221 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,887 Oy! Ah! Huh? 222 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:17,931 Oy, I broke all my tuchuses! 223 00:09:17,932 --> 00:09:20,559 [Ivana laughing] 224 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:24,188 Oh, somehow, Dr. Zoidberg, you made me laugh again. 225 00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:26,398 Let me be your agent and lover. 226 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:30,569 I want 10% of your income and 90% of your love. 227 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:34,948 Go 8% on income, and you can have 93% of my love. 228 00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:36,075 Deal. 229 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:38,160 - [♪ soft, romantic music playing] - [couple moaning] 230 00:09:38,161 --> 00:09:41,121 [boiler laughing in multiple voices] 231 00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:43,208 [boiler screaming in multiple voices] 232 00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:48,378 [dramatic narrator] The wreck set off a rare ice fire. 233 00:09:48,379 --> 00:09:52,966 And as Antarctica melted, sea levels rose catastrophically 234 00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:56,428 until virtually all land was underwater. 235 00:09:56,429 --> 00:10:01,058 It became clear from my tone of voice that things were grim. 236 00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:03,727 But a few hardy survivors lived on 237 00:10:03,728 --> 00:10:06,897 in a brutal, makeshift existence known as... 238 00:10:06,898 --> 00:10:09,734 - [water splashing] - Wetterworld. 239 00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:14,114 [♪ slow, dramatic music playing] 240 00:10:15,657 --> 00:10:17,157 [Amy] Oh, no! 241 00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:19,284 The marauders are gaining on us! 242 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:22,371 - [guns firing] - [Roberto] Ha-haw! 243 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:23,956 They're after our food! 244 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:26,375 Protect the all-you-can-eat buffet with your lives. 245 00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:28,710 Give us the whatchamacallit! 246 00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:30,420 Macaroni salad. 247 00:10:30,421 --> 00:10:32,673 Or we'll cut off your kajiggers! 248 00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:33,757 Heads. 249 00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:35,676 Ow! My kajigger! 250 00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:37,178 Hey, hand me that whisk, will you? 251 00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:41,765 Don't fire until you see the whites of their eggs. 252 00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:43,142 - [slingshot sproings] - Ow! 253 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:44,269 [Amy grunting] 254 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:46,812 - [metal clanging] - [rope creaking] 255 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:50,650 [group shrieking] 256 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,485 [Professor] Oh! 257 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:54,988 Not good! 258 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:58,907 - Hi-ya! - [engine rumbling] 259 00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:00,159 Hello. 260 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:03,245 - [jet skis exploding] - They exploded! 261 00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:04,788 [group laughing and cheering] 262 00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:06,373 You saved us, Leela. 263 00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:07,499 Well, some of us. 264 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,794 You're the best captain in the whole Freeboater Alliance. 265 00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:13,547 I just hope the bloodshed will impress my boss, 266 00:11:13,548 --> 00:11:14,798 Lord Mombatten. 267 00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:17,759 I'm up for that big promotion to Chief Warlord. 268 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:20,345 Looks like we just have one sail down. 269 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:21,597 That's not a sail! 270 00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:23,432 It's not? Then what is it? 271 00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:24,434 [grunts] 272 00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:27,186 Uh, ta-da! 273 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,437 [table crashing] 274 00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:30,773 - [group gasping] - [♪ dramatic music playing] 275 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:34,776 We can still save the carving station! 276 00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:36,446 [shark chomping] 277 00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:40,700 Or not. 278 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,202 [gasps] Beer. 279 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,079 Poseidon has provided! 280 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,081 [cork popping] 281 00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:50,918 Aw, man, this bottle's all full of message. 282 00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:52,544 We're gonna starve to death. 283 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:55,256 There's no food left in the entire world. 284 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:59,218 And my boss is coming to dinner? 285 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:03,013 [audience gasping, laughing] 286 00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:04,806 Boss ahoy! 287 00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:06,558 What am I gonna do? 288 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:09,269 I'll never get promoted if I can't serve a big dinner. 289 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:10,354 [audience laughing] 290 00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:13,190 Problem solved. We'll cook the Professor. 291 00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:15,234 He's conveniently dead. 292 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,653 No, just napping face down. 293 00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:19,614 But I dreamed up an idea. 294 00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:22,950 If there was some way to descend 295 00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:24,868 to the ruins of the old world, 296 00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:28,038 we might find some canned or waterlogged food. 297 00:12:28,039 --> 00:12:30,123 I've got it. I'll evolve gills! 298 00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:34,169 That would take millions of years for a stupid mammal like you. 299 00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:36,672 No, we need a better idea. 300 00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:37,965 And I have one, 301 00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:40,676 because I'm a professor! 302 00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:43,888 [welder zapping] 303 00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:47,391 There! I've built a bathysphere. 304 00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:48,684 Oh yeah, baby! 305 00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:50,477 Bite my glass-bottom ass. 306 00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:51,561 [glass clinking] 307 00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:54,565 [♪ slow, suspenseful music playing] 308 00:12:57,819 --> 00:12:59,611 [both] Whoa. 309 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:00,905 Whoa. 310 00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:05,325 [Professor] Ah, yes. Old New New York. 311 00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:08,245 The current has brought us to Planet Express 312 00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:10,456 and its trove of snack foods. 313 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:11,957 [metallic thudding] 314 00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:16,378 One of us will have to make the perilous journey to the pantry, 315 00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:18,380 and the other one of us is me. 316 00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:20,882 Yeah. Actually, my hair just dried, so I-- 317 00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:22,926 - [garbling] - [mask snapping] 318 00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:24,094 Oh, don't worry. 319 00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:27,222 As long as you're breathing through this flimsy hose, 320 00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:28,932 you won't die immediately. 321 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:31,936 [♪ slow, dramatic music playing] 322 00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:39,901 [gasps] Jackpot! 323 00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:42,071 - [whirring] - Oops, wrong button. 324 00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:46,241 - [hose snapping] - [gurgled screaming] 325 00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:48,493 ♪ 326 00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,829 [bubbles popping] 327 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,916 - Death bubbles. Not a good sign. - [ship horn honking] 328 00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:59,088 - And my boss is here? - [ship horn honking] 329 00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:04,384 [Leela] It's Lord Mombatten, 330 00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:07,012 and we have nothing to serve for dinner. 331 00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:09,514 - [water splashing] - [♪ triumphant music playing] 332 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,433 Did someone say "food"? 333 00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:12,976 No, I said "dinner." 334 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:15,145 [gasps] Fry! You're alive! 335 00:14:15,146 --> 00:14:16,938 Yes. Thank you for noticing. 336 00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:18,273 But more importantly, 337 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:21,777 I come bearing forgotten delicacies of old Earth. 338 00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:23,987 [♪ dramatic, theatrical music playing] 339 00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,405 Canned onions? 340 00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:27,699 Hey, it's the last food in the world. 341 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,993 - There's a reason for that. - [Bender grunting] 342 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:33,455 I still don't understand how you survived. 343 00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:36,124 You went 20 minutes without air. 344 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:38,085 I evolved gills. See? 345 00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:40,545 [floppy-lipped] I know you said it was impossible, 346 00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:44,759 but sometimes science happens if you just have faith. 347 00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:46,843 - [pan clanks] - [flames whooshing] 348 00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:49,971 You better use all the spices you've got, Ensign. 349 00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:52,892 Spices? We're in the middle of the ocean, woman! 350 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:56,395 Holding out on me, eh? Mutiny! 351 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,646 - [tape ripping] - [Hermes screaming] 352 00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:59,231 [audience laughing] 353 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,525 Ooh, this can looks a bit swollen. 354 00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:02,859 Could be botulism. 355 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:05,153 What, are we trying for a Michelin Star? 356 00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:06,489 Cook it! 357 00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:12,995 - [♪ dramatic, suspenseful music playing] - [boat engine rumbling] 358 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:15,790 [Amy shrieks] 359 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,959 Lord Mombatten. 360 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,586 We're so glad you could join us for dinner. 361 00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:23,713 I don't care if you're glad or dead. 362 00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:24,881 I just want the dinner. 363 00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:26,466 [pan sizzling] 364 00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:28,635 Mm. [chuckles] Mm! 365 00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:30,846 This onion curry is delicious, 366 00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:33,557 and it's smoothing my frown lines, for some reason. 367 00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:35,308 Thank you, Captain Leela. 368 00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:38,270 You know, I've been considering you for a big promotion to-- 369 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:41,064 - [choking and gagging] - Chief Warlord? 370 00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:43,900 - A big promo-- [choking] - I already know that part. 371 00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:46,737 [continues choking and gagging] 372 00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:50,824 Oh, no. I killed her! 373 00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:52,868 Now, she'll never promote me. 374 00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:55,328 On the bright side, we can eat her. 375 00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:57,164 - Anyone hungry for a Momwich? - [audience laughing] 376 00:15:57,165 --> 00:16:00,125 When I said we were having my boss for dinner, 377 00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:01,960 this isn't what I meant. 378 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,587 [audience laughing] 379 00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:06,173 Well, everything worked out fine, 380 00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:08,717 except there's still a lot of gas shooting outta my hose. 381 00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:13,097 - [hose hissing] - [group shrieking] 382 00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:14,932 [flames whooshing] 383 00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:17,225 Don't panic. 384 00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:19,228 - [ship exploding] - [water bubbling] 385 00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:23,190 [pirate] Don't panic! 386 00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:25,193 [ships exploding] 387 00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:29,529 Whoa. That was the entire human race. 388 00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:32,032 So, I finally killed all humans? 389 00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:33,909 Ah, check that off the bucket list. 390 00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:36,369 Well, I guess that makes you Chief Warlord, Leela. 391 00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:37,787 Where to? 392 00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:42,209 Legends speak of a tiny speck of land that still exists, 393 00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:44,003 and there's only one map. 394 00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:46,713 [laughing] I got it on spring break. 395 00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:51,009 Looks like it'll be about a three-hour tour. 396 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:54,013 - [thunder crashing] - [♪ lighthearted music playing] 397 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,351 - [thunder crashing] - [shrieking] 398 00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:03,189 [shrieking continues] 399 00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:10,947 [group grumbling] 400 00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:15,450 What's this weird water we're sitting on? 401 00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:17,077 [Bender gulping] 402 00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:18,578 [gagging, spitting] 403 00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:20,997 It's not water, it's the other thing. 404 00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:22,082 Land! 405 00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:23,708 We made it to dry land. 406 00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,126 [group cheering] 407 00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:26,920 [Zoidberg] Yum, sand fleas. 408 00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:30,465 Wait. How did a 5,000-foot glacier melt 409 00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:33,301 and raise sea level by 29,000 feet? 410 00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:35,428 - Science! - 'Kay. 411 00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:38,098 So, who are we? And how'd we get here? 412 00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:39,558 I don't remember. 413 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,351 We must have all hit our heads on that log 414 00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:43,645 - with seven dents in it. - [audience laughing] 415 00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:46,398 If only there were a quick, fun explanation 416 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,983 we could hum along to. 417 00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:51,361 - [♪ lighthearted music playing] - [thunder crashing] 418 00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:53,363 ♪ The premise started getting rough ♪ 419 00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:55,782 ♪ The writers hit the sauce ♪ 420 00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:57,534 ♪ If not for a song that explained it all ♪ 421 00:17:57,535 --> 00:17:59,786 ♪ The viewer would be lost ♪ 422 00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:02,038 Okay. Listen carefully. 423 00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:03,790 ♪ With Phil Again ♪ 424 00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:06,126 ♪ And his Cyclops friend ♪ 425 00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:09,963 ♪ The Shmillionaire and her beautiful Smizmar ♪ 426 00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:12,299 ♪ The TV trope ♪ 427 00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:14,634 ♪ Professor Dope ♪ 428 00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,428 ♪ Simple farm girl Mary-Jane ♪ 429 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:19,556 ♪ And last and least, the rest ♪ 430 00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:22,475 The rest? Bite my rusty metal ass! 431 00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:25,271 [♪ lighthearted music playing] 432 00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:29,316 Well, that explains everything, 433 00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:31,818 except those jaunty outfits we were wearing. 434 00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:34,321 We must have gotten them off those washed-up corpses. 435 00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:35,447 Ooh! 436 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,073 It's like a cool thrift store 437 00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:39,451 that uses bones instead of hangers. 438 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:40,827 [audience laughing] 439 00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:43,788 - [flies buzzing] - Some of us are still alive. 440 00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:46,416 Alive and ravishing, darling. 441 00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:49,836 [snobbishly] I say, it's my Smizmar, Kiffy. 442 00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:53,048 I don't suppose you saw any butlers in that pile? 443 00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:54,257 Oh, plenty. 444 00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:56,926 But they're all either dead or insubordinate. 445 00:18:56,927 --> 00:19:01,139 - [audience laughing] - [♪ lighthearted music playing] 446 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,892 Hmm. I'll make the back door out of bamboo. 447 00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:06,144 We're all out of human femurs. 448 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,771 [audience laughing] 449 00:19:07,772 --> 00:19:11,441 Is there anything better than looking down on the riff-raff? 450 00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:13,151 Have you tried urinating? 451 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,527 - [glasses clinking] - [audience laughing] 452 00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:16,571 Well, let's search for food 453 00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:18,865 before we starve to death in agony. 454 00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:20,742 Uh, maybe we should have done that first. 455 00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:22,661 - [audience laughing] - Come on, little buddy. 456 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:25,955 You can't make me. You can't make-- 457 00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:28,333 [shrieking and screaming] Ooh! Ow, ow, ow! 458 00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:30,251 [♪ lighthearted music playing] 459 00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:31,961 Okay, we searched the island. 460 00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:34,965 I will now read the list of all the food we found. 461 00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:37,218 One coconut. 462 00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:40,512 [audience laughing] 463 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:41,888 - [coconut thuds] - Ow! 464 00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:44,766 Castaways, I'm afraid there's only one option. 465 00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:47,310 We'll have to eat each other one by one. 466 00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:50,189 [♪ slow, dramatic music playing] 467 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,733 I'll go dress for dinner. What should I wear? 468 00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:56,111 A dinner jacket, or herbs and butter? 469 00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:58,697 [audience laughing and applauding] 470 00:19:58,698 --> 00:19:59,907 - [coconut thuds] - Ow! 471 00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:02,493 Two coconuts. 472 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,453 [audience booing] 473 00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:06,580 - [coconut thuds] - Ow! 474 00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:11,000 [♪ lighthearted music playing] 475 00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:13,003 [group moaning and chewing] 476 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,005 [Amy belches] 477 00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:18,007 Zoidberg was a good friend. 478 00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:20,635 I'll always remember his blood-curdling screams 479 00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:22,595 as we lowered him into the pot. 480 00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:24,097 [audience laughing] 481 00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:27,600 If I heard the lyrics correctly, I'm a simple farm girl. 482 00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:31,229 But sometimes I wonder if anyone else is alive 483 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,231 on this big ol' wet planet. 484 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,734 There's only one way to find out. 485 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,110 Really? That's one more 486 00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:39,112 - than I thought there was. - [audience laughing] 487 00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:41,906 I'm fairly certain I can make a radio 488 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,491 out of this junk heap. 489 00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:45,034 Uh, I have a name. 490 00:20:45,035 --> 00:20:46,536 It's "The Rest." 491 00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:49,039 - [metallic squeaking] - And... done! 492 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,792 - Hey! - Mayday! Mayday! 493 00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:55,211 Does anyone read me? Over. 494 00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:57,088 - [radio static] - [Zapp Brannigan] I read you. 495 00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,340 This is famous astronaut Zapp Brannigan, 496 00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:01,301 talk-jaculating from orbit. 497 00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:02,427 It worked! 498 00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,262 [Zapp] After years in space, 499 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:07,307 what a relief to hear a gross old man's voice. 500 00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:09,893 Prepare for landing and the woodsy aroma 501 00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:11,936 of Paco Rabanne. 502 00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:13,856 [audience laughing] 503 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:17,150 Da plane! Da plane! [groans] 504 00:21:17,151 --> 00:21:18,319 [splashing] 505 00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:21,654 [hatch creaking] 506 00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:23,990 [group cheering] 507 00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:25,909 - [group applauding] - Thank you. Thank you. 508 00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:27,327 I don't deserve this. 509 00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:28,579 I deserve much more. 510 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:33,249 - [♪ sultry music playing] - So, can you save us, big boy? 511 00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:34,334 Yes. 512 00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:35,877 Well, one of you anyway. 513 00:21:35,878 --> 00:21:38,880 It's an intimate space vehicle for two. 514 00:21:38,881 --> 00:21:42,092 Deciding who to save sounds so difficult. 515 00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:45,678 Oops! I accidentally bribed you 516 00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:48,223 with a gold timepiece full of cash. 517 00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:49,557 [audience laughing] 518 00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:51,684 Zapp Brannigan can't be bribed. 519 00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:54,771 I'm looking for meaningful human companionship. 520 00:21:54,772 --> 00:21:56,773 Perhaps in those bushes over there. 521 00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:58,983 [shudders] The very idea! 522 00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:03,029 I could never sleep with someone who has so little respect for my money. 523 00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:05,323 [audience laughing] 524 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,700 Rest assured, I'll make my choice 525 00:22:07,701 --> 00:22:10,829 via a fair and demographic process. 526 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:12,580 A beauty contest. 527 00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:15,209 - [♪ lighthearted music playing] - [audience laughing] 528 00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:18,461 You mind kicking those back to me, soldier? 529 00:22:18,462 --> 00:22:20,923 - [audience laughing] - [♪ lighthearted music playing] 530 00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:25,510 I have made my decision, and it wasn't easy, 531 00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:27,637 because you're all gorgeous. 532 00:22:27,638 --> 00:22:30,473 And because my contacts burned up on reentry. 533 00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:32,267 [audience laughing] 534 00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:33,435 I choose you! 535 00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:35,603 Me? 536 00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:37,438 Oh my, oh dear. 537 00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:39,482 - No. [nervous muttering] - [alarm chirping] 538 00:22:39,483 --> 00:22:42,486 [♪ soft music playing] 539 00:22:46,949 --> 00:22:49,201 [rocket zooming] 540 00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:52,996 [water splashing] 541 00:22:52,997 --> 00:22:54,080 [hatch creaking] 542 00:22:54,081 --> 00:22:55,707 There was nowhere to land! 543 00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:57,834 The entire Earth is covered with water. 544 00:22:57,835 --> 00:23:00,461 Duh! The ice caps melted five years ago. 545 00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:01,796 Everybody knows that. 546 00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:04,632 Not me. I've been in orbit for six years, 547 00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:07,844 and the windows were smeared with chimp remains. 548 00:23:07,845 --> 00:23:08,928 Ugh. 549 00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:10,805 Then, I guess this is it. 550 00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:14,058 All that humanity built, gone. 551 00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:16,227 The end of love. 552 00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:18,062 The end of laughter. 553 00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:19,731 [audience laughing] 554 00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:22,817 The end of civilization. 555 00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:25,571 [♪ slow, somber music playing] 556 00:23:26,697 --> 00:23:28,699 [waves lapping] 557 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:34,413 [♪ soft, triumphant music playing] 558 00:23:39,376 --> 00:23:40,835 [Professor] We were wrong! 559 00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:43,129 Civilization was reborn. 560 00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:46,466 And I regenerated as a symbol of hope or something. 561 00:23:46,467 --> 00:23:49,218 Everything's just like it was before. 562 00:23:49,219 --> 00:23:51,596 Except now, we know a lot more about the ocean. 563 00:23:51,597 --> 00:23:52,764 Indeed. 564 00:23:52,765 --> 00:23:56,476 Or as we now call it, the world. 565 00:23:56,477 --> 00:23:59,772 [audience laughing and applauding] 566 00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:07,279 ♪